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3Nov/190

Greta Thunberg: ‘How Dare You!’ Heavy Metal Speech Sound Bites Are Now Ringtones for iPhone/Android!

Greta Thunberg Heavy Metal How Dare You Speech Ringtones

ALERT:  If you are looking for the original "non-heavy metal" version of Greta Thunberg's UN speech "How Dare You!" ringtone, you can download it by clicking the link below.  Here's what it sounds like:

 

Original "How Dare You!" Ringtone - iOS/Android

 

Now, back to the original article...

A while back, YouTuber John Mollusk posted a “death metal” version of Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg’s passionate UN speech. Now, with the clip approaching 4 million views, record label Despotz Records has turned the track into a charity single.

Mollusk, also known as John Meredith, dubbed his vocals over Greta Thunberg’s speech, giving it an extreme-metal makeover, and earning the attention of Thunberg herself. The 16-year-old climate crusader shared the video on Twitter, writing, “From now on I’ll be doing death metal only.”

The song went viral!  And, if you haven't heard the sound clip of her saying, "How dare you!" just know now that it's epic.  Here it is...

 

The instant I heard his say this I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I've decided to share it with you...

27Oct/190

South Park: Eric Cartman as Hitler Speaking German is Now a FREE Ringtone for iPhone/Android!

"The Passion of the Jew" is the third episode of the eighth season and the 114th overall episode of the American animated series South Park, originally broadcast on Comedy Central on March 31, 2004. It was written and directed by Trey Parker, who, along with fellow series co-creator Matt Stone, voiced most of the characters in the episode. "The Passion of the Jew" is a satirical critique of the media discourse and controversy surrounding Mel Gibson's 2004 film, The Passion of the Christ.

In the episode, Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie The Passion of the Christ and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see and hate the film, they angrily pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.  Meanwhile Cartman dresses in a brown Hitler-esque uniform and hosts a fan club meeting in his backyard.  But, just beforehand, he gives himself a pep-talk in German while looking into his bedroom mirror.  Here is a clip of what he says:

 

The instant I heard his say this I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I've decided to share it with you...

17Sep/190

Joaquin Phoenix’s New Joker’s Laugh is Now a Ringtone for iPhone & Android!

The Joker's Laugh

By now we've all seen the trailer for the new Joker movie starring Joaquin Phoenix and heard the clip of his maniacal laughter.  Rumors have it that Joaquin studied people diagnosed with pathological laughter, or PBA, pseudobulbar affect.  It's also been documented that he wouldn't have accepted the role as Joker unless he could find the perfect laugh for his rendition of the character.  Here's a clip of the laugh below:

 

The instant I heard this laugh I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I've decided to share it with you...