Guy Skateboarding to Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Dreams’ While Drinking Cranberry Juice Has a Ringtone!

By now, you’ve probably already seen the viral video of the guy skateboarding, filming a TikTok, drinking cranberry juice straight from the bottle and singing along to Fleetwood Mac‘s ‘Dreams‘, right? Oh, you haven’t seen the video yet? Let me introduce you to what everyone is calling ‘cholo skateboarding while listening to Fleetwood Mac while drinking cranberry juice’.

 

 

And, if you’re visiting this page no doubt you’re looking for this song as a ringtone for your phone.  You’ve come to the right place!

Here’s a clip of the song in the video:

 

The instant I heard his say this I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  But, I searched everywhere for it.  I thought I could get it from the Apple iTunes ringtone store, but all they have is some crappy remake version.  I wanted the real deal for my ringtone, so I made one and I’ve decided to share it with you…

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I Ate Sourdough Pancakes Made From The World’s Oldest Sourdough Starter!

If you’ve never had sourdough pancakes before you need to stop reading this article right now and go try them.  Trust me, it’ll be worth it.

Go ahead, I’ll wait…

Oh, that’s right… before you can make yourself some sourdough pancakes you’re going to need a sourdough starter.  We’ll get to that in a minute.  For now, I want to explain the process of baking a sourdough pancake, bread, biscuit, sweet roll (cinnamon) and how a starter is used.

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Greta Thunberg: ‘How Dare You!’ Heavy Metal Speech Sound Bites Are Now Ringtones for iPhone/Android!

ALERT:  If you are looking for the original “non-heavy metal” version of Greta Thunberg’s UN speech “How Dare You!” ringtone, you can download it by clicking the link below.  Here’s what it sounds like:

Original “How Dare You!” Ringtone – iOS/Android

 

Now, back to the original article…

A while back, YouTuber John Mollusk posted a “death metal” version of Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg’s passionate UN speech. Now, with the clip approaching 4 million views, record label Despotz Records has turned the track into a charity single.

Mollusk, also known as John Meredith, dubbed his vocals over Greta Thunberg’s speech, giving it an extreme-metal makeover, and earning the attention of Thunberg herself. The 16-year-old climate crusader shared the video on Twitter, writing, “From now on I’ll be doing death metal only.”

The song went viral!  And, if you haven’t heard the sound clip of her saying, “How dare you!” just know now that it’s epic.  Here it is…

 

The instant I heard his say this I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I’ve decided to share it with you…

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South Park: Eric Cartman as Hitler Speaking German is Now a FREE Ringtone for iPhone/Android!

The Passion of the Jew” is the third episode of the eighth season and the 114th overall episode of the American animated series South Park, originally broadcast on Comedy Central on March 31, 2004. It was written and directed by Trey Parker, who, along with fellow series co-creator Matt Stone, voiced most of the characters in the episode. “The Passion of the Jew” is a satirical critique of the media discourse and controversy surrounding Mel Gibson‘s 2004 film, The Passion of the Christ.

In the episode, Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie The Passion of the Christ and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see and hate the film, they angrily pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.  Meanwhile Cartman dresses in a brown Hitler-esque uniform and hosts a fan club meeting in his backyard.  But, just beforehand, he gives himself a pep-talk in German while looking into his bedroom mirror.  Here is a clip of what he says:

 

The instant I heard his say this I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I’ve decided to share it with you…

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Joaquin Phoenix’s New Joker’s Laugh is Now a Ringtone for iPhone & Android!

By now we’ve all seen the trailer for the new Joker movie starring Joaquin Phoenix and heard the clip of his maniacal laughter.  Rumors have it that Joaquin studied people diagnosed with pathological laughter, or PBA, pseudobulbar affect.  It’s also been documented that he wouldn’t have accepted the role as Joker unless he could find the perfect laugh for his rendition of the character.  Here’s a clip of the laugh below:

 

 

The instant I heard this laugh I thought it would make a killer ringtone.  So, I made one and I’ve decided to share it with you…

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Think & Grow Balls!: Free Audio Book Download

Did you know that and audio version of Think & Grow Balls! is available for download as audio MP3 files? Don’t worry… most people didn’t either; however, I’ve decided to make them available for the first time. I had originally thought I would charge people to download these, but then I thought that if anyone really wants to listen to me read my book over a mix of transcendental background music for over an hour they can just have them for free…

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Think & Grow Balls!: Free PDF Download

I’ve been thinking of doing something fun with my book for some time now and I thought my new blog would be a great place to try it.  What I would like to do is offer you my book for FREE.  You can download it by clicking the link below:

Think & Grow Balls! Free PDF Download

There, that was easy, wasn’t it?  So what’s the catch?  Well, the catch is that the file above is “password-protected” and you need a special password to open the file.  So, how do you get the password, you ask?  That’s easy!  You just have to complete the Password Scavenger Hunt.

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